Song: Maila Majnu
Band: Young Stunners
Courtesy: Alliey Hasan Photography
Music Composer: Umair Khan

Download Maila Majnu MP3

Lyrics:

I am Maila and I know ittt

Gola Ganda Ban k Atrium ye Jaate Hain
Bathroom main Khare Ho K Tasveerain Banatay Hain

Actually In Ka Dollman main Stall Hai
Supra Tau Dekho Saeen Landay Ka Maal Hay

Wallpaper Pe Lga Hai EMO BOY
Saabun Se Mun Bhi Dho Liya Karo Oyaa.

Saint Joseph K Bahar Karte Hain Khuwari
Unki Eid Hoti hain Jab unki Hai Double Sawari.

Unki Skinny Jeans Uper Laal Shirt Chashme In K Laal Peelay
Sea View pe bhi Dikhenge Tmhe Gnaday or Geelay

Khaatay Hain Ye Har Paanch (5) Minute Baad Chaaliya
Detay hain Ye Baat Baat pe Itni Gaaliyaan

Wo Gaaliyan Jo Aap Or Main De Tau Nahin Sakte
Apne Level ko Hum Itna LOW nahin Rakhtay

Ye Wo Log Hain jo Aap or Main, Tau Ho Nahin Saktay
Kyun K Gold Lead K packet main morven hum nahin rakhte boys

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Dou
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Dou

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Dou
Gutka Jahan Milay Forun Mufta Torr Dou

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Dou
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Dou

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Dou
Or Aamir Bhai nei Kaha Beta Chod Dou

Burgaron Ko Maaf Kiya Ab Baari Hai In Mailon Ki
Jidhar Koi Bachi Dekhe Bolay Hi/Hello Jee

Toliyaan Bana K Ye Tau Sea View Jaatay Hain
Bike’on pe Wheelie Maar Ke Bachiyon K Dikhate Hain

Phir Un ko Lay kar Jaate Quaide K Mazaar
Saath Beth Ke Chaaliya Khaatay or Kehte Is’say Pyaar

Bal K Bahar Tau Nahi Jaate Hum Maya Se Tau Ye Tau Darte Hain
Deewaron Pe In k number Katrina Pe Marte Hain

Hardeez ye Jaata bhi ye maangay Ban Kabab
In K Saath Tau Bethna Bhi Hotaa Hai Azaab

Shining Waali Shirts Pe Un Pe Gutkay K Daag Hain
Bachiyon Ko Bolay Maal Chichoray Pan K Baap Hain

Mera Pichla Gaana In Ka Favourite Song Hai
Ye Sun Kar Bolenge Jani Ye Tau Bht Wrong Hai

Paan Chaaliya ko Rakhte Ghar Main Sajaa ke
Aao Na Jani Khashboou Laga K

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Dou
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Dou

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Do
Gutka Jahan Milay Forun Mufta Torr Do

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Do
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Do

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Do
Or Aamir Bhai ne Kaha Beta Cho* Do

Sirf Maila Nahin Yahan Maili Bhi Hoti Hain
jo Saal Ke Saal Sirf Ek Baar Baal Dhoti Hain

Jis ki Shakal Maile Pan Ki Kahani Sunaati Hai
Moo Dhonay Jaati Hai Tau Saabun ko Bhi Sharam Aa jati hai

Naam Lena Shuru Hua Tau Hojayega Masla..
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Sheeshay Ke Aagay Lagaati Hain Ek Ek Ghanta
Date pe Burger k Sath peeti hain ye Fanta

Jitna Bhi Ho Paisa VIP Gutka hi Khaana Hai
Hatto Bacho Ustaad Ye Mailon Ka Zamaana Hai

Zainab Market k Chakkar pe Chakkar Lagaate Hain
Mayyat Ho Shaadi Ye Kapray Wahin Se Laatay Hain

Moo Main Is K Gukta, China Ka Phone Haath Main
Shakal Itni Kaali K Nazar bhi Naa Aaye Raat Main

Tau Jaatay Jaatay Mera Sawal Hai Kuch Yoon
Ke WAQAR ZAKA tu Itna Maila Hai KYUN ?? Kyun bhai

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Do
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Do

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Do
Gutka Jahan Milay Forun Mufta Torr Do

Babu Jee Ne Kaha Beta Laila ko Choro Do
Laila Ne Kaha Maila Honaa Chor Do

Mailon ne Kaha Jani Gutka Chor Do
Or Aamir Bhai ne Kaha Beta Cho* Do

Chod Do, Phenk Do Sub…

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It is unfortunate to report that Shayan Akhtar, the self proclaimed world record holder for Youngest Microsoft professional, is a fraud told me officials from Microsoft.

Shayan Akhtar, a student from Okara, recently claimed that he has set a new world record by scoring 998 marks out of total 1,000 in a Microsoft Professional Certificate programme.

Furthermore Shayan had claimed that Bill Gates has invited him for one to one meeting in July 2012.

Microsoft officials from Pakistan as well as United States, who wanted to remain unnamed, confirmed ProPakistani that Shayan is fabricating facts and communication records to gain popularity for reasons not known to them.

Shayan Akhtar was never invited by Bill Gates, commented company officials.

Microsoft officials also maintained that Microsoft doesn’t keep track of age for its certified professionals anymore. Hence there’s no point of claiming being youngest or oldest certified professional.

When we asked from Shayan about the same, he said that Microsoft could be lying to ProPakistani, and that he was indeed invited by Bill Gates for which he is visiting US in December 2012. He said he could show us the email invitation as well. (We will update this post, when and if we get the scan of invitation)

He also claimed that his name will appear in next publication of Guinness Book of World Record, for his extraordinary achievement. He was of the view that his certification (in November 2011) was a recent record that is why his name isn’t appearing in online search for world records on Guinness website.

Shayan’s father didn’t take our call.

Microsoft didn’t comment when we asked if company is considering any legal action against Shayan for the propaganda.

It merits mentioning here that Punjab government was considering to honor Shayan by throwing a ceremony which of course isn’t happening now.

It maybe recalled that Ammar Afzal, a student from Okara too, was involved in such kind of fraud as well. He had claimed similar kind of records in various certifications, which were later found out to be fake.

Update:

Shayan has tried to fabricate emails, exactly like what Microsoft officials claimed earlier. Just five minutes ago, I received an email from “Bill and Malinda Gates Foundation”. Here is what the email reads:

We’ve just contacted Shayan Anique to confirm his Bill Gates Invitation. He is invited by Mr Gates to visit Microsoft Corporation in November because of the work he had done in the field of Microsoft Technologies like ASP.NET, MVC, .NET FRAMEWORK and WINDOWS PHONE.

He is also a youngest MCPD in Windows Phone and Web Development 4. Although we have sent his world Records Documents for Verification to Guinness. We have also verified his MCP Transcript from Microsoft. It is totally valid.

We will inform you as soon as we receive reply from Guinness.

Your’s Sincerely,

–
Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation
Main Office
PO Box 23350
Seattle, WA 98102

Check below screen shot of email header:

via ProPakistani.PK

Arfa Karim, the world’s youngest Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP), lost the battle of life after remaining admitted at a Lahore hospital on Saturday night, Geo News reported.

Arfa Karim’s funeral prayers will be held on Sunday at 10 AM in Cantt area.

The couple in this video is Timothy Tiah Ewe Tiam, the co-founder of the ever popular ad-blogging site Nuffnang, and his Malaysian girlfriend who is a blogger, now his fiancee, Audrey Ooi Feng Ling.

click here to watch video

Tim’s blog – timothytiah.com/2011/12/21/video-of-our-meme-proposal
Audrey’s blog – fourfeetnine.com/2011/12/11/the-proposal

You can also follow Tim and Audrey on Twitter – @timothytiah @fourfeetnineaud

Never Ever Give Away Your Pictures / Videos [Especially if You are a Girl]

Most of us already know the seriousness of a situation when our private pictures or videos land in fraudulent hands. Still, we make mistakes – and are often embarked with this condition when suicide becomes the last option to save ourselves.

Night packages (the root cause of above mentioned problem) have bought our nation on the verge of social destruction. Every other mobile phone subscriber has a list of friends (of opposite gender) with whom they spend nights, every night in fact. Soon it becomes a habit and then a mental dis-order, depression, irritation, increases annoyance and what not.

Let’s forget the mental and physical health for time being and talk about even greater problem.

Lately, thanks to significant increase of Camera Phones, and almost zero MMS charges (with SMS/MMS Packages), the number of such incidents have increased where pictures and videos (at times with objectionable orientation) are shared with partners over internet and MMS.

Based on few incidents I recently came across, here are few recommendations:

Now Remember Following:

• Never send your pictures to ANYONE, WHO EVER he/she is – no matter what relation he/she has got with you, or whatever level of trust you guys have between each other. (This doesn’t apply to your family members).
• Never keep your private pictures in your phone – save them in your PC/laptop and delete from mobile phones. Your phone can easily get stolen/lost.
• Make sure that privacy settings of your Facebook aren’t revealing the information you would not like to reveal otherwise. (Go to Facebook –> My account –> Privacy Settings –> customize setting)
• Make sure you don’t have casual acquaintances mixed up with your family members or close friends on Facebook. Make proper lists with different level of privacy settings for each list.

NEVER EVER shot objectionable pictures/videos – because they will remain in your phone even after deleting them.
Never Trust Phone Friends: This is for those who make friends over phone and talk to them indefinitely. Never trust them. There are organized groups targeting both girls and boys to attain intimate information/pictures/videos to later blackmail them.

Deleted Pictures/Videos are Recoverable: If you think you have deleted a photo/video and you safe, then unfortunately its not the case. A deleted video/photo or any data is recoverable. So never shot videos / pictures at first place which you may not want to keep without self for ever. View this unfortunate video example for more details on this.

Fear Voice Recorders too: So if you are good with not giving photos, videos, you are still prone to voice recorders. Please make sure that you are using your mobile phone without any risk and with utmost care.

What to Do if pictures/videos are exposed? God forbid, if your pictures/videos are somehow in someone’s hands who is blackmailing you (for money or at times with some other demands) then do following:

• Tell everything to your parents, they are going to be your best buddies in this bad time.
• Lodge FIR at your nearest police station
• Though Police station, lodge a complaint with FIA

Disclaimer: I highly recommend you to talk to your parents, however, approaching Police and FIA should be considered based on your circumstances. (Considering our police’s performance) I fear,that approaching police (if you don’t have high-level contacts) may ruin your life.

We need to be extra careful, especially, when there is no cyber law in our country.

At the end, I would say: Bad deeds meet bad consequences, so be sincere to your self, your parents and to your life.

via ProPakistan.PK