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		<title>Person of the Year 2010 &#8211; Mark Zuckerberg</title>
		<link>http://pakbee.com/2010/12/mark-zuckerberg-person-of-the-year-2010-facebook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 21:21:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PakBee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[. On the afternoon of Nov. 16, 2010, Mark Zuckerberg was leading a meeting in the Aquarium, one of Facebook&#8217;s conference rooms, so named because it&#8217;s in the middle of a huge work space and has glass walls on three sides so everybody can see in. Conference rooms are a big deal at Facebook because [...]]]></description>
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<p>.</p>
<p>On the afternoon of Nov. 16, 2010, Mark Zuckerberg was leading a meeting in the Aquarium, one of Facebook&#8217;s conference rooms, so named because it&#8217;s in the middle of a huge work space and has glass walls on three sides so everybody can see in. Conference rooms are a big deal at Facebook because they&#8217;re the only places anybody has any privacy at all, even the bare minimum of privacy the Aquarium gets you. Otherwise the space is open plan: no cubicles, no offices, no walls, just a rolling tundra of office furniture. Sheryl Sandberg, Facebook&#8217;s COO, who used to be Lawrence Summers&#8217; chief of staff at the Treasury Department, doesn&#8217;t have an office. Zuckerberg, Facebook&#8217;s CEO and co-founder and presiding visionary, doesn&#8217;t have an office. </p>
<p>The team was going over the launch of Facebook&#8217;s revamped Messages service, which had happened the day before and gone off without a hitch or rather without more than the usual number of hitches. Zuckerberg kept the meeting on track, pushing briskly through his points — no notes or whiteboard, just talking with his hands — but the tone was relaxed. Much has been made of Zuckerberg&#8217;s legendarily awkward social manner, but in a room like this, he&#8217;s the Silicon Valley equivalent of George Plimpton. He bantered with Andrew &#8220;Boz&#8221; Bosworth, a director of engineering who ran the project. (Boz was Zuckerberg&#8217;s instructor in a course on artificial intelligence when they were at Harvard. He says his future boss didn&#8217;t do very well. Though, in fairness, Zuckerberg did invent Facebook that semester.) Apart from a journalist sitting in the corner, no one in the room looked over 30, and apart from the journalist&#8217;s public relations escort, it was boys only.<br />
(<a href="http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,2037103,00.html">See pictures inside Mark Zuckerberg&#8217;s inner circle</a>.)</p>
<p>The door opened, and a distinguished-looking gray-haired man burst in — it&#8217;s the only way to describe his entrance — trailed by a couple of deputies. He was both the oldest person in the room by 20 years and the only one wearing a suit. He was in the building, he explained with the delighted air of a man about to secure ironclad bragging rights forever, and he just had to stop in and introduce himself to Zuckerberg: Robert Mueller, director of the FBI, pleased to meet you. </p>
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</script></div><p>They shook hands and chatted about nothing for a couple of minutes, and then Mueller left. There was a giddy silence while everybody just looked at one another as if to say, What the hell just happened? </p>
<p>It&#8217;s a fair question. Almost seven years ago, in February 2004, when Zuckerberg was a 19-year-old sophomore at Harvard, he started a Web service from his dorm. It was called Thefacebook.com, and it was billed as &#8220;an online directory that connects people through social networks at colleges.&#8221; This year, Facebook — now minus the the — added its 550 millionth member. One out of every dozen people on the planet has a Facebook account. They speak 75 languages and collectively lavish more than 700 billion minutes on Facebook every month. Last month the site accounted for 1 out of 4 American page views. Its membership is currently growing at a rate of about 700,000 people a day.<br />
(<a href="http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,2037027,00.html">See a Zuckerberg family photo album</a>.)</p>
<p>What just happened? In less than seven years, Zuckerberg wired together a twelfth of humanity into a single network, thereby creating a social entity almost twice as large as the U.S. If Facebook were a country it would be the third largest, behind only China and India. It started out as a lark, a diversion, but it has turned into something real, something that has changed the way human beings relate to one another on a species-wide scale. We are now running our social lives through a for-profit network that, on paper at least, has made Zuckerberg a billionaire six times over. </p>
<p>Facebook has merged with the social fabric of American life, and not just American but human life: nearly half of all Americans have a Facebook account, but 70% of Facebook users live outside the U.S. It&#8217;s a permanent fact of our global social reality. We have entered the Facebook age, and Mark Zuckerberg is the man who brought us here.<br />
(<a href="http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,2036729,00.html">See pictures of Facebook&#8217;s overseas offices</a>.)</p>
<p>Zuckerberg is part of the last generation of human beings who will remember life before the Internet, though only just. He was born in 1984 and grew up in Dobbs Ferry, N.Y., the son of a dentist — Painless Dr. Z&#8217;s slogan was, and is, &#8220;We cater to cowards.&#8221; Mark has three sisters, the eldest of whom, Randi, is now Facebook&#8217;s head of consumer marketing and social-good initiatives. It was a supportive household that produced confident children. The young Mark was &#8220;strong-willed and relentless,&#8221; according to his father Ed. &#8220;For some kids, their questions could be answered with a simple yes or no,&#8221; he says. &#8220;For Mark, if he asked for something, yes by itself would work, but no required much more. If you were going to say no to him, you had better be prepared with a strong argument backed by facts, experiences, logic, reasons. We envisioned him becoming a lawyer one day, with a near 100% success rate of convincing juries.&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Atif Signed as Warid’s Brand Ambassador</title>
		<link>http://pakbee.com/2010/02/atif-signed-as-warid-brand-ambassador/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:24:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PakBee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warid today signed Atif Aslam, Pakistan’s leading pop star, as their brand ambassador. Just recently, Warid renewed its contract with Reema Khan. With amount of fame he has, Atif’s this move will be closely watched by music industry of Pakistan. Atif Aslam is followed by millions of Fans, mostly the youth, hence a perfect suit [...]]]></description>
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<p>Warid today signed Atif Aslam, Pakistan’s leading pop star, as their brand ambassador.</p>
<p>Just recently, Warid renewed its contract with Reema Khan.</p>
<p>With amount of fame he has, Atif’s this move will be closely watched by music industry of Pakistan.</p>
<p>Atif Aslam is followed by millions of Fans, mostly the youth, hence a perfect suit for Warid’s prepaid brand Glow.</p>
<p>Best of Luck to Atif Aslam and Warid..</p>
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		<title>Pasha Google Adword Workshop</title>
		<link>http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PakBee</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This talk, which will be facilitated by Badar Khushnood, Pakistan Consultant for Google, will help Pakistani technology companies to harness [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google Pakistan, in partnership with P@SHA, is holding a workshop on Online Marketing on Wednesday January 13, 2010 at T2F in Karachi from 10 a.m. – 1:30 p.m. followed by a quick lunch.</p>
<p>This talk, which will be facilitated by Badar Khushnood, Pakistan Consultant for Google, will help Pakistani technology companies to harness the power of the internet for promoting their products and services to potential local &amp; global customers most economically. This course will also explore various tools and applications that are available online, for marketers.</p>
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<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-30/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (30)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-30-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (30)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (30)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-29/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (29)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-29-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (29)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (29)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-38/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (38)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-38-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (38)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (38)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-24/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (24)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-24-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (24)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (24)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-7/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (7)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-7-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (7)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (7)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-15/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (15)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-15-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (15)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (15)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-25/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (25)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-25-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (25)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (25)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-37/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (37)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-37-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (37)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (37)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-20/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (20)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-20-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (20)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (20)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-35/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (35)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-35-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (35)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (35)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-43/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (43)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-43-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (43)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (43)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-14/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (14)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-14-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (14)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (14)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-21/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (21)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-21-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (21)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (21)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-1/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (1)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-1-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (1)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (1)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-3/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (3)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-3-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (3)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (3)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-34/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (34)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-34-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (34)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (34)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-27/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (27)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-27-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (27)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (27)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-12/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (12)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-12-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (12)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (12)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-44/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (44)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-44-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (44)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (44)" /></a>
<a href='http://pakbee.com/2010/01/google-adword-workshop-lahore-karachi/pasha-google-workshop-pakistan-4/' title='PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (4)'><img width="160" height="150" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/PASHA-Google-Workshop-Pakistan-4-160x150.jpg" class="attachment-thumbnail" alt="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (4)" title="PASHA Google Workshop Pakistan (4)" /></a>

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		<title>Pakistan’s New Media Dictionary</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[People]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Geo TV]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Advertising:<br />
</strong>A very important phenomenon in the Pakistani electronic media, where little, irritating films about fairness creams and mobile phone connections become the lifeline of big, irritating seths running really irritating TV channels. Also, the constant source of that wonderfully poignant line, ‘<em>choti si break</em>,’ which, however, may last as long as a military dictatorship in Pakistan.</p>
<p><strong>Asif Ali Zardari:</strong><br />
A custom-made punching bag with prominent teeth for talk show hosts to practice their <em>jihadi</em> judo chops and passionate, ‘anti-corruption’ missionary positions on.</p>
<p><strong>Aamir Liaquat:</strong><br />
Name of a special Pilgrimage Package offered by Peo Travels (Pvt.) Ltd. to specifically attract fitnahs to go for Haj and get God’s approval of their meaningful hatred of sub-humans (such as Jews, Ahmadiyyas, Hindus, liberals and swine flu carriers). Also the name of a hyperbolic over-actor masquerading as a ‘religious scholar’ on a TV drama masquerading as a ‘religious advice show’ on a gossip channel masquerading as a ‘news channel.’</p>
<p><strong>Aishwarya Rai:<br />
</strong>Famous Indian tree-hugger (especially on mangals), who is also a favourite of rabid anti-Hindu Pakistanis who will let her go (along with her tree, but not her husband), when they conquer India during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind in 2012 AD and slaughter all the Hindus of the world with their nuclear-powered laser-swords and bad TV shows, such as <em>Muhammad Bin Iqbal Saladin Qasim Ka Pakistan</em>.</p>
<p><strong>Aaj TV:</strong><br />
A TV channel you’d rather leave for <em>kal</em> (as in yesterday).</p>
<p><strong>Aag TV:</strong><br />
The favourite music channel of freckled, teenaged fascists.</p>
<p><strong>ARY News:</strong><br />
A TV channel set up by jewellers. Get the picture?</p>
<p><strong>Bobby Master:</strong><br />
Some guy who serves tea at a famous Pakistani TV channel. Most probably the most intelligent fellow there.</p>
<p><strong>Conspiracy Theory:</strong><br />
A theory that is not a theory at all but a hard fact on Pakistani TV channels. Anyone disagreeing with the hard and loud factoids (conspiratorially called conspiracy theorists), is a Mossad/CIA/RAW/NASA/KFC agent and a possible swine flu carrier who would be lined up against the walls of Delhi’s Red Fort and shot dead during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind in 2012 AD.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Danish:</strong><br />
A dentist.<br />
<strong><br />
Duniya TV:</strong><br />
A channel on which Sohail Warraich tries to be funny, and Najam Sethi, serious.</p>
<p><strong>Dawn.Com: </strong><br />
A place where tiny worthless dots gather at dawn to receive handouts from the many myriad enemies of Pakistan –  such as, Indians, Americans, Israelites and Tellytubbies – so that they can use cyberspace to spread their anti-Islam, anti-Pakistan, anti-Shan propaganda through anti-Islam, anti-Pakistan, anti-Tigar Balm writers, columnists, subeditors, reporters, accountants, tea boys and gymnasts. Just what this article is doing on this site, I have no idea. All I know is it’s a conspiracy because Rana Naveedul Hassan said so.</p>
<p><strong>DawnNews:</strong><br />
A groovy hang out where pleasant young men and women practice and sharpen their newly acquired American accents by toning their frequently mobile jaws. Here, cops become ‘caaps,’ jobs become ‘jaabs,’ Pakistan becomes ‘Pai-khis-tan,’ and Karachi becomes LA.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Shahid Masood:</strong><br />
A TV hakeem famous for his tangy concoctions and cocktails made from the equally famous witch-doctor Harun Yahya’s recipes of Vulcan stew, Martian soup, and other out-of-space (and out-of-mind) delicacies. If you look closely, you will notice that the good doctor also has a moustache, which many believe was gifted to him by Hamid Gul on his second birthday in 377 BC, during the first Ghazwa-ul-Hind.</p>
<p><strong>Eeeeek!</strong><br />
A common female vocal response after watching Dr. Masood’s moustache fall every time someone mentions ‘PTV’ or something about him having a Canadian passport.<br />
‘Me? No. (Plop!) Oops.’<br />
‘Eeeek …!’</p>
<p><strong>Express News:</strong><br />
An express-ion connoting something half-baked, done in a hurry. Example: ‘All pace and no substance makes Jack an Express News.’</p>
<p><strong>Geo TV:</strong><br />
A Mongolian TV brand that can be watched on horseback while triumphantly marching into Hindustan during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind, Holi,Dewali, and Filmfare Awards. Shows programs hosted by hard, loud factoids bred on prime Vulcan stew and Hilal <em>ki</em> Ding Dong Bubblegum.</p>
<p><strong>Ghazwa-ul-Hind: </strong><br />
A forthcoming Lollywood science-fiction blockbuster directed by Zaid Hamid, produced by Dr. Shahid Masood, and staring Maria B., Ali Azmat, Hamid Gul, Irfan Siddiqui, and Yoda.</p>
<p><strong>Hamid Mir:</strong><br />
A wrestler.</p>
<p><strong>Hamid Gul:</strong><br />
The guy who gave Shahid Masood his moustache and the man Masood hasn’t stopped thanking. ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul <em>sahib</em>, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul <em>sahib</em>, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul <em>sahib</em>, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul <em>sahib</em>, for coming on the show…’ Why can’t his show just be called The Gul-Masood Show?<br />
<strong><br />
Indus News:</strong><br />
A news channels watched on the banks of the River Indus. By fish.</p>
<p><strong>Iqbal Ka Pakistan:</strong><br />
The show that makes the great <em>allama</em> roll in his grave each week.</p>
<p><strong>Imran Khan:</strong><br />
A man who still thinks the Taliban is a brand name for a series of chubby, cuddly teddy bears.</p>
<p><strong>Kashif Abbasi:</strong><br />
A TV anchor whose eyes turned green after he’s had a bit too much of Dr. Masood’s Vulcan stew.</p>
<p><strong>Kamran Khan:</strong><br />
A very dry man.</p>
<p><strong>Maria B.</strong><br />
A fashion designer who is a fan of Zaid Hamid and thus keeps getting a ‘C’ in politics. She should actually be called Maria C., or Maria Z. Or better, Maria GHB (Maria Ghuzwa-ul-Hind B).<br />
<strong><br />
Munawar Hussain:</strong><br />
A guy who believes the Taliban are bigger than Elvis.</p>
<p><strong>Mushtaq Minhas:</strong><br />
A very strange man.</p>
<p><strong>Nusrat Javed:</strong><br />
Another very strange man.</p>
<p><strong>Nadeem F. Paracha:</strong><br />
An abomination brought to life by the Elders of Zion and the illuminati to misguide innocent young Pakistani patriots and<em> mohib-e-watan-Ghazwa-ul-Hind</em> warriors with the help of CIA money, NASA spacesuits, and KFC Zinger Burgers. Most probably has ancient Dravidian Hindu blood running in his veins and is certainly out to destroy the super-duper Muslim master-race.</p>
<p><strong>Nadia Khan:</strong><br />
A woman who grew up watching too many Hasina Moin plays.</p>
<p><strong>Nawaz Sharif:</strong><br />
The ‘N’ in PML-N, some of whose starlets are still trying to put an ‘N’ in the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) as well. Example: PTT-N. Likely to be disappointed.<br />
<strong><br />
PTV:</strong><br />
The channel only Rehman Malik and Bilawal Bhutto watch.</p>
<p><strong>Qazi Hussain Ahmed:</strong><br />
A very old man.</p>
<p><strong>Taliban: </strong><br />
Very hairy people who, in spite of being extremely obvious and ubiquitous, are still treated as ghosts by many TV hosts and their guests. They’d rather believe Elvis is alive than agree that it is the Taliban who are blowing themselves up in markets and mosques every now and then.<br />
Example:<br />
News Item: Taliban take responsibility for Pindi mosque blast.<br />
Host: Who are these men?<br />
News Item: Taliban take responsibility for Pindi mosque blast.<br />
Host: Who can these terrorists be?<br />
News Item: TALIBAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR PINDI MOSQUE BLAST!!!<br />
Host: Who can do such a thing? Is it the Indians? Israel? CIA? Elvis?</p>
<p><strong>Zaid Hamid:</strong><br />
A fast-talking rap artiste who stole Ali Azmat’s soul (and guitar), and turned Aag TV into the official Ghazwa-ul-Hind music channel. His biggest hits are ‘Let’s march on Delhi, y’all!’ ‘Hindus are insects, y’all,’ ‘I love wars, y’all,’ ‘M. B. Qasim is ma man, y’all,’ ‘So is Maria B, y’all,’ ‘Even though she’s a woman, y’all.’ Recently, Zaid also claimed that Ali Azmat’s tind is a UFO landing site. Ali was thrilled.</p>
<p><strong>Asif Ali Zardari:</strong><br />
A custom-made punching bag with prominent teeth for talk show hosts to practice their jihadi judo chops and passionate, ‘anti-corruption’ missionary positions on.</p>
<p><strong>Aamir Liaquat:</strong><br />
Name of a special Pilgrimage Package offered by Peo Travels (Pvt.) Ltd. to specifically attract fitnahs to go for Haj and get God’s approval of their meaningful hatred of sub-humans (such as Jews, Ahmadiyyas, Hindus, liberals and swine flu carriers). Also the name of a hyperbolic over-actor masquerading as a ‘religious scholar’ on a TV drama masquerading as a ‘religious advice show’ on a gossip channel masquerading as a ‘news channel.’</p>
<p><strong>Aishwarya Rai:</strong><br />
Famous Indian tree-hugger (especially on mangals), who is also a favourite of rabid anti-Hindu Pakistanis who will let her go (along with her tree, but not her husband), when they conquer India during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind in 2012 AD and slaughter all the Hindus of the world with their nuclear-powered laser-swords and bad TV shows, such as Muhammad Bin Iqbal Saladin Qasim Ka Pakistan.</p>
<p><strong>Aaj TV:</strong><br />
A TV channel you’d rather leave for kal (as in yesterday).</p>
<p><strong>Aag TV:<br />
</strong>The favourite music channel of freckled, teenaged fascists.</p>
<p><strong>ARY News:</strong><br />
A TV channel set up by jewellers. Get the picture?</p>
<p><strong>Bobby Master:</strong><br />
Some guy who serves tea at a famous Pakistani TV channel. Most probably the most intelligent fellow there.</p>
<p><strong>Conspiracy Theory:</strong><br />
A theory that is not a theory at all but a hard fact on Pakistani TV channels. Anyone disagreeing with the hard and loud factoids (conspiratorially called conspiracy theorists), is a Mossad/CIA/RAW/NASA/KFC agent and a possible swine flu carrier who would be lined up against the walls of Delhi’s Red Fort and shot dead during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind in 2012 AD.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Danish:<br />
</strong>A dentist.</p>
<p><strong>Duniya TV:</strong><br />
A channel on which Sohail Warraich tries to be funny, and Najam Sethi, serious.</p>
<p><strong>Dawn.Com:<br />
</strong>A place where tiny worthless dots gather at dawn to receive handouts from the many myriad enemies of Pakistan – such as, Indians, Americans, Israelites and Tellytubbies – so that they can use cyberspace to spread their anti-Islam, anti-Pakistan, anti-Shan propaganda through anti-Islam, anti-Pakistan, anti-Tigar Balm writers, columnists, subeditors, reporters, accountants, tea boys and gymnasts. Just what this article is doing on this site, I have no idea. All I know is it’s a conspiracy because Rana Naveedul Hassan said so.</p>
<p><strong>DawnNews:</strong><br />
A groovy hang out where pleasant young men and women practice and sharpen their newly acquired American accents by toning their frequently mobile jaws. Here, cops become ‘caaps,’ jobs become ‘jaabs,’ Pakistan becomes ‘Pai-khis-tan,’ and Karachi becomes LA.</p>
<p><strong>Dr. Shahid Masood:<br />
</strong>A TV hakeem famous for his tangy concoctions and cocktails made from the equally famous witch-doctor Harun Yahya’s recipes of Vulcan stew, Martian soup, and other out-of-space (and out-of-mind) delicacies. If you look closely, you will notice that the good doctor also has a moustache, which many believe was gifted to him by Hamid Gul on his second birthday in 377 BC, during the first Ghazwa-ul-Hind.</p>
<p><strong>Eeeeek!</strong><br />
A common female vocal response after watching Dr. Masood’s moustache fall every time someone mentions ‘PTV’ or something about him having a Canadian passport.<br />
‘Me? No. (Plop!) Oops.’<br />
‘Eeeek …!’</p>
<p><strong>Express News:</strong><br />
An express-ion connoting something half-baked, done in a hurry. Example: ‘All pace and no substance makes Jack an Express News.’</p>
<p><strong>Geo TV:</strong><br />
A Mongolian TV brand that can be watched on horseback while triumphantly marching into Hindustan during the Ghazwa-ul-Hind, Holi,Dewali, and Filmfare Awards. Shows programs hosted by hard, loud factoids bred on prime Vulcan stew and Hilal ki Ding Dong Bubblegum.</p>
<p><strong>Ghazwa-ul-Hind:</strong><br />
A forthcoming Lollywood science-fiction blockbuster directed by Zaid Hamid, produced by Dr. Shahid Masood, and staring Maria B., Ali Azmat, Hamid Gul, Irfan Siddiqui, and Yoda.</p>
<p><strong>Hamid Mir:</strong><br />
A wrestler.</p>
<p><strong>Hamid Gul:</strong><br />
The guy who gave Shahid Masood his moustache and the man Masood hasn’t stopped thanking. ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul sahib, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul sahib, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul sahib, for coming on the show…’ ‘Thank you, Hamid Gul sahib, for coming on the show…’ Why can’t his show just be called The Gul-Masood Show?</p>
<p><strong>Indus News:</strong><br />
A news channels watched on the banks of the River Indus. By fish.</p>
<p><strong>Iqbal Ka Pakistan:</strong><br />
The show that makes the great allama roll in his grave each week.</p>
<p><strong>Imran Khan:</strong><br />
A man who still thinks the Taliban is a brand name for a series of chubby, cuddly teddy bears.</p>
<p><strong>Kashif Abbasi:</strong><br />
A TV anchor whose eyes turned green after he’s had a bit too much of Dr. Masood’s Vulcan stew.</p>
<p><strong>Kamran Khan:<br />
</strong>A very dry man.</p>
<p><strong>Maria B.</strong><br />
A fashion designer who is a fan of Zaid Hamid and thus keeps getting a ‘C’ in politics. She should actually be called Maria C., or Maria Z. Or better, Maria GHB (Maria Ghuzwa-ul-Hind B).</p>
<p><strong>Munawar Hussain:<br />
</strong>A guy who believes the Taliban are bigger than Elvis.</p>
<p><strong>Mushtaq Minhas:</strong><br />
A very strange man.</p>
<p><strong>Nusrat Javed:</strong><br />
Another very strange man.</p>
<p><strong>Nadeem F. Paracha:</strong><br />
An abomination brought to life by the Elders of Zion and the illuminati to misguide innocent young Pakistani patriots and mohib-e-watan-Ghazwa-ul-Hind warriors with the help of CIA money, NASA spacesuits, and KFC Zinger Burgers. Most probably has ancient Dravidian Hindu blood running in his veins and is certainly out to destroy the super-duper Muslim master-race.</p>
<p><strong>Nadia Khan:</strong><br />
A woman who grew up watching too many Hasina Moin plays.</p>
<p><strong>Nawaz Sharif:</strong><br />
The ‘N’ in PML-N, some of whose starlets are still trying to put an ‘N’ in the Tehrik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP) as well. Example: PTT-N. Likely to be disappointed.</p>
<p><strong>PTV:</strong><br />
The channel only Rehman Malik and Bilawal Bhutto watch.</p>
<p><strong>Qazi Hussain Ahmed:</strong><br />
A very old man.</p>
<p><strong>Taliban:</strong><br />
Very hairy people who, in spite of being extremely obvious and ubiquitous, are still treated as ghosts by many TV hosts and their guests. They’d rather believe Elvis is alive than agree that it is the Taliban who are blowing themselves up in markets and mosques every now and then.<br />
Example:<br />
News Item: Taliban take responsibility for Pindi mosque blast.<br />
Host: Who are these men?<br />
News Item: Taliban take responsibility for Pindi mosque blast.<br />
Host: Who can these terrorists be?<br />
News Item: TALIBAN TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR PINDI MOSQUE BLAST!!!<br />
Host: Who can do such a thing? Is it the Indians? Israel? CIA? Elvis?</p>
<p><strong>Zaid Hamid:</strong><br />
A fast-talking rap artiste who stole Ali Azmat’s soul (and guitar), and turned Aag TV into the official Ghazwa-ul-Hind music channel. His biggest hits are ‘Let’s march on Delhi, y’all!’ ‘Hindus are insects, y’all,’ ‘I love wars, y’all,’ ‘M. B. Qasim is ma man, y’all,’ ‘So is Maria B, y’all,’ ‘Even though she’s a woman, y’all.’ Recently, Zaid also claimed that Ali Azmat’s tind is a UFO landing site. Ali was thrilled.</p>
<p>via=&#8217;DawnBlog&#8217;</p>
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		<title>1971: A Blot of Shame</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the second in our series of lessons to be learnt from the events of 1971. This particular piece was written by the late M.P. Bhandara, then member of the Pakistan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Stranded-Pakistanis.jpg"><img src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Stranded-Pakistanis.jpg" alt="Stranded Pakistanis" title="Stranded Pakistanis" width="375" height="249" class="alignright size-full wp-image-602" /></a>Editor’s Note: This is the second in our series of lessons to be learnt from the events of 1971. This particular piece was written by the late M.P. Bhandara, then member of the Pakistan parliament, for Dawn in 2005. The intensity of the sentiment on stranded Pakistanis remains equally valid today.) </p>
<p>There is a blot of shame on the fair name of Pakistan. And each one of us, who has the means and the power to do something about it but chooses to be silent, bears the burden of this guilt.</p>
<p>The story is familiar enough. On December 16, 1971, the Pakistan created by the Quaid-i-Azam, was lost. A sizable population who had migrated from Bihar to East Pakistan at the time of partition were declared non-citizens by the new Bangladesh government. Being culturally and linguistically different, they had not fully integrated with the people of East Pakistan.</p>
<p>During the civil war in East Pakistan between March and December 1971, they readily opted to defend a united Pakistan. The army used (and abused) them as human shields for the more dangerous operations.</p>
<p>For this crime, they have never been forgiven by the people of Bangladesh. After the war, they were herded into unsanitary ghettos on a virtually prison diet. They were branded as “traitors”, and this mark of infamy remains on their children and even their children’s children to this day.</p>
<p>These “traitors” are now considered as “pariahs” by Pakistan that has stopped owning them for the reason that, on migration here, they are likely to settle in Sindh and join the ethnic political ranks of New Sindhis. The estimate of those now eligible for repatriation is said to be between 100,000 and 150,000.</p>
<p><strong>How cynical can we get as a nation</strong>? We can tolerate the presence of a million plus illegals from Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Burma and Afghanistan in Karachi but we shut the door tight on our “own” citizens.</p>
<p>We don’t recognize them as ours on the specious plea that they had migrated to East Pakistan. The logical tailpiece of this reasoning is that our eastern province was never considered part of the nation.</p>
<p>We accepted four million Afghan refugees in the 1980s and beat our breast in the name of Islamic solidarity. The truth is there was little solidarity but a case of push come to shove on a porous border.</p>
<p><strong>Pakistan’s selective Islamic solidarity extends to Palestinians and Kashmiris, but not to Kurds in Iraq (when they were gassed) or the Sudanese in Darfur (currently in the throes of a genocide) and above all, to our own stranded “citizens”</strong> who made the mistake of their lives by siding with the Pakistan army and not the Mukti Bahini during the 1971 civil war, which is now commonly referred to as war of the Bangladesh liberation.</p>
<p>We choose to look the other way. This ugly blip is longer on our political radar screen. Islamic solidarity has suddenly vanished. Our rejection of these people exposes a visible crack in the mirror of Pakistan.</p>
<p>It calls into question the two-nation theory. Let us be honest and say that this theory was a means to an end and not an end in itself. The theory apparently died long ago when Pakistan was transformed “from a homeland for the Indian Muslims” to a theocratic Islamic state.</p>
<p>In any case, mass migration in the subcontinent is no longer possible and in the context of over 125 million Muslims in India, the two-nation theory does not seem to be operative for the time being.</p>
<p>This dichotomy on what Pakistan is or is not is the root cause of our carefully developed hypocrisy, double standards and sectarian violence. We have moved from one concept to another but find ourselves in limbo.</p>
<p>No wonder, the better part of our educated youth is alienated. The Quaid’s concept of Pakistan was a liberal, humanizing, outward-reaching modern state, which was a homeland for those Muslims of the subcontinent who chose to migrate at the time of partition.</p>
<p>The Quaid gave us the right direction, but instead, we have entered a black hole of pseudo-religiosity and are struggling to get out of it. Our amnesia on the stranded Pakistani issue calls into question our singular devotion to the Kashmir cause.</p>
<p><strong>How is a suffering Kashmiri any different from a ghettoed Pakistani in Bangladesh? Both are Muslim.</strong> Does this not smack of hypocrisy and double standards? The former is regarded as a mazloom, the latter a “pariah”.</p>
<p>It must be heartrending to hear these “pariahs” sing the Pakistani national anthem and see them hoist our flag in the ghettos of Bangladesh on our national days.</p>
<p>The Rabita Trust Fund founded in 1988 succeeded in repatriating a few hundred families. It was frozen in 2001 and the process has since stopped. It is a shame that we must invite outside money to bring home our own citizens.</p>
<p>Have we lost all honour? We seem to have plenty of funds for all types of grandiose projects under the sun but cannot allocate a couple of hundred million rupees each year to recommence the process.</p>
<p>The government should meet the costs of improving the living condition in camps in Bangladesh, open schools and vocational centers and take immediate steps to repatriate 200 to 300 families annually and settle them in the Punjab. Where integration is possible in Bangladesh this should be encouraged by fiscal and other means.</p>
<p>Our parliament has a Kashmir committee on which millions are spent on members romping the globe to highlight the Kashmir cause with marginal results; the National Assembly can spend time to discuss the shortage of Sui gas in some remote town, it can spend hours to discuss the infringement of minor privileges of members, but it has never found the time to discuss the issue of stranded Pakistanis in Bangladesh.</p>
<p>Not being true to ourselves shames all of us.</p>
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		<title>Full Text of Balochistan Package</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a special joint session of the National Assembly and the Senate, the government today unveiled its promised “Baluchistan conciliation package” (synopsis of provisions and full text, below) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-466" title="Jinnah Baluchistan" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Jinnah-Baluchistan.jpg" alt="Jinnah Baluchistan" width="300" height="308" />In a special joint session of the National Assembly and the Senate, the government today unveiled its promised “Baluchistan conciliation package” (synopsis of provisions and full text, below). This marks a small but important step forward in what one certainly hopes is a trend towards full integration of all Pakistanis into Pakistan. The package follows reform packages announced for FATA and for <a href="http://pakbee.com/2009/11/counting-underway-in-gilgit-baltistan/" target="_blank">Gilgit-Baltistan</a>, where elections were recently held. The contents of the package &#8211; yet to be discussed in to approved by parliament &#8211; are by no means comprehensive, and some Baluch leaders are already opposing it.</p>
<p>They have good reason to be be skeptical &#8211; not only because of what is not in the package but also because there is a long history of such steps being taken for political appeasement rather than as real triggers of systemic change in the structures and distributions of power. One certainly hopes that this time things are different and that Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gillani’s offer of trying to “<strong>heal broken hearts</strong>” is a heartfelt sentiment and not just political theatrics.</p>
<p>The real test of this sincerity will be in how the government benches deals with the emotional debates that will ensue, how additional measures are undertaken to fully integrate the legitimate concerns of the province, and &#8211; most of all &#8211; in how sincerely the provisions that are agreed are implemented. None of this will be easy. But all of this will also be impossible without the Baluch leadership also demonstrating a willingness to make conciliation work. Many of their apprehensions are legitimate but so is the need for national integration to become national purpose. That is the test not only of the government and of the Baluch leadership, but also of other mainstream political parties.</p>
<p>From a first perusal, it seems a number of important issues have been included in the package &#8211; including an enquiry into the killing of Nawab Akbar Bugti (described as ‘Shaheed’ in the Bill), more provincial say and clear share in provincial resources including natural gas, and the questions of how military and federal government institutions operate in the province. However, in many cases the language is very preliminary and uncertain and it is not at all clear what the full scope of actions will be, whether it will cover all past issues or how future decision-making on sensitive issues will be dealt with. This is &#8211; or at least could be &#8211; a positive step for the country, but there is much &#8211; maybe too much &#8211; that still needs to be clarified and expanded. The worst outcome would be if the government were to see this as their ‘final’ position or if Baluch leaders were to retreat from dialogue because this is just not enough.</p>
<p>In his speech at the special session the Prime Minister said that he wants this to be the beginning of a dialogue amongst “estranged brothers.” I would like to take him for his word. I hope the Baluch leadership within parliament and outside will also do so. Then, it will be up to the Prime Minister to prove that he really meant what he said.</p>
<p>By way of background, here is a synopsis of key provisions as highlighted in <strong>Dawn</strong>:</p>
<p>Constitution-related matters</p>
<ul>
<li>Constitutional amendments about provincial autonomy being considered by the parliamentary committee be addressed immediately.</li>
<li>The committee considering deletion of the concurrent list, the Police Order of 2002 and the Balochistan Local Government Ordinance of 2001, effective implementation of article 153 on the Council of Common Interests, and implementation of articles 160 (NFC award), 154 (council functions and rules of procedure), 155 (interference with water supplies), 156 (National Economic Council), 157 (electricity projects), 158 (priority of requirements of natural gas) and 159 (broadcasting and telecasting).</li>
<li>After change in the NFC award formula based on population, other criteria such as inverse population ratio, backwardness, poverty and resource generation be taken into consideration. Political matters</li>
<li>The federal government, in consultation with the provincial government, immediately release all political workers, except those charged for heinous crimes.</li>
<li>Dialogue with all major stakeholders in the political spectrum of the province to bring them into the mainstream of politics.</li>
<li>Facilitation of political exiles returning to Pakistan, except those involved in ‘acts of terrorism’.</li>
<li>Unanimously passed provincial assembly resolution from 2002 to date relating to the province be implemented ‘within the legal framework of the constitution’.</li>
<li>The Local Government Ordinance be amended by the provincial government ‘in view of the needs of the province’.<br />
<strong></strong></li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Administrative matters</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>The federal government immediately review the role of federal agencies in the province and ’stop all such operations that are not related to the pursuit of fighting terrorism’.</li>
<li>The federal government announce withdrawal of army from Sui, to be replaced by the Frontier Corps (FC) and no proposals be formulated to construct new cantonments ‘except in frontier areas wherever required’.</li>
<li>A commission to be constituted in respect of missing persons, to be headed by a sitting superior judiciary judge from Balochistan with federal defence and interior ministers and the provincial home minister as members to hold proceedings in camera.</li>
<li>Missing persons to be identified, with release of those against whom there are no charge and trial of others before a competent court.</li>
<li>An inquiry by the superior judiciary into the murder of Baloch political workers Ghulam Moammad, Lala Munir and Munir Ahmed.</li>
<li>A fact-finding commission headed by a retired judge of the Supreme Court or a high court to determine ‘the circumstances leading to the death of Nawab Akbar Bugti Shaheed’.</li>
<li>Halt to the construction of new cantonments in Sui and Kohlu ‘for the time being’ and the army to be withdrawn from Sui after handing over to FC, which also to take over the already constructed Sui cantonment.</li>
<li>Review from time to time of the policy of conversion of ‘B’ areas into ‘A’ areas and urban areas may have regular police.</li>
<li>The FC’s law-enforcement role to be under the chief minister, powers conferred under the customs act to be withdrawn and the coastguard to perform its primary duty of checking arms and narcotics smuggling.</li>
<li>Checkposts of civil armed forces and other related agencies, other than those in border areas, to be in accordance with provincial government directions.</li>
<li>An inquiry by the superior judiciary into allotment of land in Gwadar port area.</li>
<li>Special quota of scholarships for Balochistan by the Higher Education Commission. Economic matters</li>
<li>While rationalisation of the royalty formula and gas development surcharge having been done, the concept of public-private ownership to be followed in areas of a district granted for exploration.</li>
<li>All new mega projects to be initiated with the consent and approval of the provincial government and Gwadar to have a free economic zone with political activities there to be regulated by law framed in consultation with all stakeholders.</li>
<li>Special economic package for Sui and armed forces to be systematically withdrawn from there.</li>
<li>The federal government to immediately create 5,000 jobs for the province.</li>
<li>The federal government to pay arrears of gas development surcharge (GDS) from 1954 to 1991, amounting to Rs120 billion, in 12 years.</li>
<li>The province to be able to buy up to 20 per cent of right shares offered in open market in organisations like PPL, OGDCL and Sui Southern.</li>
<li>The federal government to immediately give 20 per cent from its 30 per cent shares in Saindak project to the province, which will exclusively own it on completion and after withdrawal of the foreign company.</li>
<li>Uniform gas price throughout the country for the calculation of GDS.</li>
<li>Fishing trawlers to be restricted to 33km from the coast, to help small fishermen.</li>
<li>Special incentives to local tribes to facilitate oil/gas exploration in Kohlu district now closed owing to security concerns.</li>
<li>Allocation of the province in all poverty alleviation schemes to be proportional to percentage of people living below poverty line.</li>
<li>The federal government to provide Rs1 billion for the rehabilitation of internally displaced persons of Dera Bugti.</li>
</ul>
<p>Here is the Full Text of the package as presented in parliament:</p>
<p><strong>PREAMBLE</strong></p>
<p>“<strong>CONSCIOUS</strong>, that the Provinces have a sense of depravation, in the political and economic structures of the Federation;</p>
<p><strong>RECALLING</strong>, that the provisions of the 1973 Constitution in particular relating to the Federation &#8211; Province relationship have been circumvented;</p>
<p><strong>STATING</strong> that the financial assistance given by the present federal government in terms of Rs. 4.6 billion PSDP support, Rs. 2.8 billion paid as arrears of royalty for Uch &#8211; pending since 1995, Rs. 17.5 billion overdraft of Balochistan written off, realizing that this is not a substitute to provincial autonomy;</p>
<p><strong>ACKNOWLEDGING</strong>, that the question of provincial autonomy needs to be revisited and the ownership of the Provinces over their resources reasserted in the Constitution;</p>
<p><strong>MINDFUL</strong>, of the tumultuous history of the Province of Balochistan in the affairs of the Federation;</p>
<p><strong>PLACING ON RECORD</strong> that the present Federal Government has withdrawn cases and released political workers and helped in identifying the places of detention and release of some of the missing persons;</p>
<p><strong>DETERMINED</strong>, to correct the wrongs of history, by conferring the political, economic and cultural rights of the Provinces, so that the Federation may blossom, and;</p>
<p><strong>RECALLING</strong>, the documents made from time to time, namely The Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Reconciliation Committee Papers, the Interim Reports of the Wasim Sajjad and Mushahid Hussain Sayed committees of the Parliamentary Committee on Balochistan, headed by Chaudhary Shujaat proposals made by the Chief Secretary Balochistan and the proposals of Mian Raza Rabbani.</p>
<p>The following “Proposals” are made:</p>
<p><strong>A. CONSTITUTION RELATED MATTERS</strong></p>
<p>1. <strong>Constitutional Reform</strong>: In terms of the Resolutions passed by Parliament the Speaker has constituted a Parliamentary Committee. The said Committee has commenced work of considering various amendments in the Constitution, including on provincial autonomy, this should be immediately addressed;</p>
<p>2. <strong>Constitutional Reform</strong>: The quantum, form and scope of provincial autonomy will be determined by the Parliamentary Committee on Constitutional Reforms which represents all shades of political opinion in Parliament. The following provisions of the Constitution on provincial autonomy are under consideration of the Committee; (i) Deletion of the Concurrent List from the Fourth Schedule of the Constitution; (ii) Deletion of the Police Order, 2002 and The Balochistan Local Government Ordinance 2001 from the Sixth Schedule of the Constitution; (iii) Effective implementation of Article 153 of the Constitution, Council of Common Interests; (iv) Implementation of Article 160 of the Constitution, NFC Award; (v) Implementation of Articles 154, 155, 156, 157, 158 and 159 of the Constitution.</p>
<p>3. <strong>Restructuring of the NFC Award Criteria</strong>: In the past the formula was based on population. This has been changed and other criteria such as inverse population ratio, backwardness, poverty and resource generation need to be taken into consideration.</p>
<p><strong>B. POLITICALLY RELATED MATTERS</strong></p>
<p>4. <strong>Release of Political Workers</strong>: The Federal Government in consultation with the Provincial Government should immediately release all political workers, except those charged under heinous crimes;</p>
<p>5. <strong>Political Dialogue</strong>: Immediate to the acceptance of all the proposals contained herein, initiation of a political dialogue with all major stakeholders in the political spectrum of the Province, to bring them into the mainstream politics.</p>
<p>6. <strong>Return of Exiles</strong>: The political exiles who return to Pakistan will be facilitated. (Except those involved in acts of terrorism).</p>
<p>7. <strong>Provincial Assembly Resolutions</strong>: The unanimously passed Resolutions of the Assembly from 2002 till date related to the Province be implemented within the legal framework of the Constitution.</p>
<p>8. <strong>Local Government</strong>: The Balochistan Local Government Ordinance needs to be amended by the Provincial Government keeping in view the administrative needs of the Province.</p>
<p><strong>C. ADMINISTRATIVELY RELATED MATTERS</strong></p>
<p>9. <strong>Operations by Federal Agencies</strong>: The Federal Government should immediately review the role of Federal Agencies in the Province and stop all such operations that are not related to the pursuit of fighting terrorism;</p>
<p>10. <strong>Construction of Cantonments</strong>: The Federal Government should announce, that the presence of the army in Sui will be withdrawn and replaced by the FC in pursuit of peace in the present situation. Proposals should not be formulated for the construction of new Cantonments except in frontier areas, wherever required;</p>
<p>11. <strong>Commission</strong>: A Commission should be constituted in respect of the missing persons. The Commission should be headed by sitting member of the Superior Judiciary from Balochistan, including the Federal Defence, Interior Ministers and the Home Minister of the Province. The proceedings of such a Commission shall be held in camera.</p>
<p>12. <strong>Missing Persons</strong>: The names of missing persons be identified and following actions be taken immediately, after verification, in any case, if they are found to be in custody. (i) Those persons against whom there are no charges be released. (ii) Those persons against whom there are charges be brought before a Court of competent jurisdiction within seven days for trial (effective from the date of promulgation of Commission). (iii) Such persons be allowed legal consul of their choice, the Government should assist them in this regard in accordance with law. (iv) Family members of such persons be informed accordingly and allowed visiting rights.</p>
<p>13. <strong>Judicial Inquiry</strong>: Judicial inquiry by the superior judiciary be ordered by the Federal Government to inquire into : a. Murder of Baloch political workers namely Ghulam Muhammad, Lala Munir and Munir Ahmed. b. Target killing in the Province.</p>
<p>14. <strong>Nawab Akbar Bugti Shaheed</strong>: A fact finding Commission headed by a retired Judge of the Supreme/High Court be constituted, to determine the circumstances leading to the death of Nawab Akbar Bugti Shaheed.</p>
<p>15. <strong>New Army Cantonments</strong>: Construction of new Cantonments in Sui and Kohlu be stopped for the time being. Army will be withdrawn from Sui after handing over the duties to FC. FC will also takeover the already constructed Cantonment at Sui.</p>
<p>16. <strong>Conversion Of “B” Areas Into “A” Areas</strong>: In view of the decision of the Provincial Government, the policy of conversion of “B” areas into “A” areas may be reviewed from time to time. Urban areas may have regular police.</p>
<p>17. <strong>The Role Of Civil Armed Forces</strong>: (i) Frontier Corps; The role of the FC in law enforcement shall be under the Chief Minister of the Province. The powers conferred under the Customs Act shall be withdrawn, (ii) Coast Guard; The CG should perform its primary duty of checking smuggling of arms and narcotics along the coast and the border. The check posts established beyond their territorial limits as prescribed under the law shall be dismantled. An exercise of delimitation of the border areas needs to be undertaken by the Federal Government, Provincial Government and the Frontier Corp to give effect to the aforesaid.</p>
<p>18. <strong>Check Posts</strong>: The various check posts established by the civil armed forces and other related agencies, other than border areas should be in accordance with the directions of the Provincial Government.</p>
<p>19.<strong> Judicial Inquiry</strong>: There should be a judicial enquiry by the Superior judiciary into the allotment of land at Gwadar,</p>
<p>20. <strong>Flood Relief</strong>: Some monies are due on the Federal Government for the flood affected people of Balochistan, these amounts should be released.</p>
<p>21. <strong>Education</strong>: Balochistan be given a special quota of scholarships by the Higher Education Commission so that students of the Province can pursue studies leading up to local or foreign Masters and PhDs.</p>
<p><strong>D. ECONOMICALLY RELATED MATTERS</strong></p>
<p>22. <strong>Rationalization Of The Royalty Formula</strong>: (i) Rationalization of the Royalty formula and the Gas Development Surcharge have been done, (it) The concept of Public-Private ownership in the areas of a District granted for exploration should be followed. Where contracts are awarded, the said District should be given 15% of revenue to be received by the Provincial Government, (iii) Due representation should be given to the Province on the Boards of the PPL; OGDC and Sui Southern Gas, (iv) Distribution companies should be obligated under contract/law to provide on priority basis gas to the District where it is explored, (v) In case of a successful find the Federal Government shall spend an amount equivalent to 10% of the net profits on development projects in the area. The ascertainment of profits shall be open to scrutiny by independent/third party auditors, (vi) The Federal Government has released the accrued Production Bonus to the Districts producing oil and gas. This policy will be strictly implemented.</p>
<p>23. <strong>Mega Projects</strong>: (i) All new megs projects to be initiated with the consent and approval of the Provincial Government. The share of the Province in its profits/benefits to be assured in the contact/agreement, (ii) The concept of Public-Private ownership in such projects to be followed where ever possible, (iii) In Gwadar there shall be a free economic zone and political activities in the said zone may be regulated by an appropriate law to be framed in consultation with all the stakeholders, (iv) In Gwadar all, or as far as possible, appointments in BS- 1 to 16, should be from the local population, (v) In Gwadar the local youth should be provided technical training and absorbed in GPA, GDA and Special Economic Zone, (vi) Preference should be given to the qualified local contractors while awarding contracts related to the Port, (vii) Compensation and reallocation of all those fishermen, who are being displaced due to the Gwadar Port must be finalized immediately, (ix) The two jetties agreed to be constructed for the fishermen on the Eastern and Western Bays be constructed, (x) A fisheries training center as required to be established under the 9th Five Year Plan for Balochistan be constructed, (xi) A portion of the revenue collected by the Gwadar Port Authority be allocated for the development of the Province, (xii) The Chief Minister shall be the Ex-Officio Chairman of the Gwadar Development Authority and there shall be seven members from the Province on the Board of Directors, (xiii) The Provincial Government of Balochistan will nominate a person duly qualified to be the Chairman of the Gwadar Development Authority.</p>
<p>24. <strong>SUI</strong>: (i) There should be a special development package for the area. (ii) The armed forces should be systematically withdrawn from the area.</p>
<p>25. <strong>Employment Opportunities</strong>: (a) The Federal Government will create, with immediate effect, five thousand additional jobs for the Province, (b) (i) The quota for the province as prescribed in the rules/law for employment in Government (specially foreign service), semi government, autonomous/semi autonomous, corporations and bodies must be strictly complied with. Deficiency if any, needs to be met in a proactive manner, (ii) The Overseas Employment Foundation needs to facilitate the recruitment of skilled or unskilled labour for employment aboard, (iii) The local people living along the coast who meet the criteria should be given jobs in the Coast Guards, (iv) The monitoring of the aforesaid shall be the responsibility of the Standing Committee for Establishment, Senate of Pakistan.</p>
<p>26. <strong>Gas Development Surcharge</strong>: The Federal Government agrees to pay the arrears of Gas Development Surcharge from 1954 to 1991. This is a total amount of Rs. 120 billion payable in 12 years.</p>
<p>27. <strong>Ownership in oil and gas companies</strong>: In Organizations such as PPL, OGDCL and Sui Southern the Province will be able to purchase up to 20% of the right shares when offered in the open market.</p>
<p>28.<strong> Sandak Project</strong>: The Federal Government from its 30% shares in the project will immediately give 20% to the Province. On completion of the project and when the foreign company withdraws the project shall be owned exclusively by the Province.</p>
<p>29. <strong>Uniform Price of Gas</strong>: There shall be a uniform price of gas throughout the country for the purpose of calculation of GDS.</p>
<p>30. <strong>Fishing Trawlers</strong>: Fishing trawlers should be restricted to the authorized limits of 33 kilometers from the coast. This will help promote the small fishermen.</p>
<p>31. <strong>Kohlu District</strong>: Special incentives should be given to the local tribes to facilitate exploration in the area which continues to be closed due to security concerns.</p>
<p>32. <strong>Poverty Alleviation</strong>: In all poverty alleviation schemes, the allocation of the Province should be proportional to the percentage of people living below the poverty line.</p>
<p>33. <strong>Profit Sharing In Existing Agreements</strong>: (i) It is proposed that existing agreements on projects such as SANDAK, REKODIC and others where agreements have already been negotiated, the Federal Government may reconsider the agreements concerning the sharing of income, profits or royalty between the Federal Government and the Provincial Government.</p>
<p>34. <strong>Dera Bugti Internally Displaced Persons</strong>: The Federal Government for the rehabilitation and settlement of the IDPs shall provide a sum of Rs. one billion.</p>
<p>35. <strong>Water Management</strong>: The Federal Government shall immediately undertake schemes which include the construction of small dams throughout the province but particularly in the districts of Quetta, Pasheen, Qila Abdullah, Qita Saifullah, Zhob etc.</p>
<p><strong>E. MONITORING MECHANISM</strong></p>
<p>36. <strong>Parliamentary Committee on National Security</strong>: It is proposed that the Federal Government, Provincial Government and other Departments/agencies involved in the implementation of the proposals shall brief the Parliamentary Committee on National Security on the status of implementation on a monthly bases.</p>
<p>37. <strong>Parliament</strong>: The Federal Government and the Provincial Government shall every three months lay a report before both Houses of Parliament, separately, on the state of implementation of the proposals. The two Houses shall separately allocate appropriate time for discussion on the said report.</p>
<p>38. <strong>The Standing Committee on Establishment Of The Senate Of Pakistan</strong>: The Standing Committee on Establishment of the Senate of Pakistan shall present a report every three months on Item No. 25. The Chairman Senate, after the report has been laid in the Senate, transmit the same to the Speaker, National Assembly of Pakistan, for information of that House.</p>
<p>39. <strong>Certification</strong>: The Federal Minister for Inter Provincial Coordination shall at the end of each financial year certify to both the Houses of Parliament separately, the amount of monies spent for the implementation of these proposals.</p>
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		<title>Help for Swat IDPs</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[The military operations in Swat and resulting humanitarian crisis are a test not only for the Pakistani government, but for Pakistani society as well. In recent days, the general public and media in Pakistan have responded with great vigor to the call to support displaced residents of the Malakand Division. For example, many in Mardan [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The military operations in Swat and resulting humanitarian crisis are a test not only for the Pakistani government, but for Pakistani society as well.</p>
<p><a href="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Swat-IDPs.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-311" title="Swat IDPs" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Swat-IDPs-300x170.jpg" alt="Swat IDPs" width="377" height="216" /></a></p>
<p>In recent days, the general public and media in Pakistan have responded with great vigor to the call to support displaced residents of the Malakand Division. For example, many in Mardan have allowed Swatis to reside in their second or third homes. Other Swatis have found refuge in the homes of extended family. There are acts of great generosity — reflecting the values of Pashtun and, more generally, Pakistani, culture — being made by average Pakistanis.</p>
<p>The major news channels have had live coverage from the IDP camps, bringing images of the victims of war to homes across Pakistan. Pakistan’s most popular news channel, GEO News, had a telethon on Sunday night to fundraise for Swat relief.</p>
<p>But much more must be done. Pakistan’s civil society needs to utilize the same level of sustained commitment it did with the earthquakes in Balochistan and Kashmir and the lawyers movement. Hundreds of thousands have made their way to relief camps, where the provisions are inadequate. The void must be filled Pakistani citizens — especially those who live comfortably in air conditioned homes with high ceilings and flat-panel televisions.</p>
<p>Inside Pakistan, there are many ways to direct funds toward displaced Swatis, including the Edhi Foundation and Mir Khalil ur Rehman Foundation. Kalsoom Lakhani at Changing Up Pakistan has provided the names and contact information of other groups working in the region.</p>
<p>Pakistanis and individuals of Pakistani descent living in the United States, Canada, and Europe can help out by donating to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Helping Hand</li>
<li>Islamic Relief USA</li>
<li>Islamic Relief Worldwide</li>
<li>Mercy Corps</li>
</ul>
<p>As a Pakistanis remember Malakand Division IDPs, the tens of thousands of displaced Baloch as a result of the insurgency and military operations there should not be forgotten. Indeed, now is the time to reach out to them as well and work to heal the wounds reopened in recent years.</p>
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		<title>General Pervez Musharraf</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[General (ret) Pervez Musharraf (born 11 August 1943), NI(M), TBt, was the 10th President of Pakistan and the Chief of Army Staff of the Pakistan Army.]]></description>
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General (ret) Pervez Musharraf (Urdu: پرویز مشرف) (born 11 August 1943), NI(M), TBt, was the 10th President of Pakistan and the Chief of Army Staff of the Pakistan Army.</p>
<p>He took power on 12 October 1999, following a nonviolent military coup d&#8217;état and subsequent ouster of the government of Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif. The military-led government stated its intention to restructure the political, economic and electoral systems. On May 12, 2000, Pakistan&#8217;s 12 member Supreme Court unanimously validated the October 1999 coup and granted Musharraf executive and legislative authority for 3 years from the coup date. President Musharraf’s decisions as President of Pakistan, were according to the constitution, approved by the Parliament and endorsed by the Supreme Court</p>
<p>On 18 August 2008, Pervez Musharraf resigned from the post of President under impeachment pressure from the coalition government. He was succeeded on 6 September 2008 by Asif Ali Zardari duly elected as Pakistan&#8217;s 11th President.</p>
<h2><strong>Early life</strong></h2>
<p>Pervez Musharraf was born on 11 August 1943 in Nehar Wali Haveli meaning &#8220;House Next to the Canal&#8221;, situated in Kacha Saad Ullah Mohallah, Daryaganj in Delhi, British India, and stems from a family of government servants.</p>
<p>After Musharraf&#8217;s grandfather, Qazi Mohtashimuddin, retired as the Deputy Collector of Revenue based in Dehli, he acquired Neharwali Haveli in the old walled city of Delhi where Musharraf was born.</p>
<p>The haveli, with its high roofs and arches, and is believed to have been previously the home of a &#8220;Wazir&#8221; (Minister) in the court of Bahadur Shah Zafar — the last Mughal emperor of the 19th century.</p>
<p>After independence of Pakistan, Musharraf&#8217;s family migrated to Pakistan where his father, Syed Musharraf Uddin — a graduate of Aligarh University — joined the Pakistan Foreign Office as an Accountant, and ultimately retired as a Director.</p>
<p>Musharraf&#8217;s mother, Zarin, received her master&#8217;s degree from the University of Lucknow in 1944 and supplemented the recently immigrated family&#8217;s income to support the education of her children. She recently retired from a United Nations agency in Islamabad.</p>
<p>He revealed in his memoirs that he was critically injured after falling from a mango tree as a teenager, and he considers this his first direct experience with death.</p>
<p>Musharraf attended Saint Patrick&#8217;s School, Karachi, graduating in 1958, later attending Forman Christian College in Lahore and is said to have been good in mathematics during his academic life.</p>
<p>Musharraf is married to Sehba, who is from Okara. They have a son, Bilal, who was a graduate student at Stanford University and currently works in Silicon Valley, and a daughter, Ayla Raza, who works as an architect in Karachi.</p>
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		<title>Rehman Malik Goes Online</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rehman Malik, Interior Minister has got his fully functional website up and live – even more pleasing is that he will be available for chat with general public for one hour fortnightly. That’s pretty impressive on his part.]]></description>
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<a href="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rehman-Malik1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-215" title="Rehman Malik Website" src="http://pakbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Rehman-Malik1.jpg" alt="Rehman Malik Website" width="553" height="345" /></a><br />
Rehman Malik, Interior Minister has got his fully functional website up and live – even more pleasing is that he will be available for chat with general public for one hour fortnightly. That’s pretty impressive on his part.</p>
<p>If you look at this website, it has got plenty of sections, including Videos, Pictures, press releases, latest news and much more including a newsletter.</p>
<p>Are you amazed? Here is even more amazing that Mr. Malik has got his Facebook page, Myspace, Friendster and even You Tube Channel.</p>
<p>Facebook page or other profiles haven’t got much content, maybe Malik’s team is process of making right now. But if you look at website’s feel, it is evident that minister has got some serious plans to follow.</p>
<p>So that’s what we call online presence…!</p>
<p>•Website Address: http://www.rehmanmalik.com/<br />
•Facebook Page<br />
•MySpace<br />
•Friendster<br />
•Youtube Channel<br />
•Twitter – Not available right now, but let’s expect twitter to happen soon.<br />
Apparently this is not official website – meaning that not run by the Government of Pakistan, however, Mr. Malik’s staff would be running it. Domain name was registered in the name of Faisal Malik back in May 2009 – looks he had this in mind for long.</p>
<p>If this is not official website, then there are good chances that Mr. Rehman may use the followers/readers/fans even when he won’t be in government.</p>
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		<title>Get Well Soon, Imran Khan</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Legendary cricketer, motivated philanthropist and maverick politician Imran Khan had an emergency stomach surgery performed yesterday. ]]></description>
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<p>Legendary cricketer, motivated philanthropist and maverick politician Imran Khan had an emergency stomach surgery performed yesterday.</p>
<p>He is still in hospital (yes, at the very same Shaukat Khannum Hospital that is his greatest gift to Pakistan &#8211; yes, it is a gift far greater than even his World Cup cricket victory). But he is reportedly out of danger and recovering.</p>
<p>Here is a news story from <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/other_international/pakistan/8352170.stm" target="_blank">BBC</a> with some details:</p>
<p>Surgeons have performed an emergency operation on former Pakistan captain and all-rounder Imran Khan to remove an obstruction in his small intestine. The procedure was carried out on Monday at Lahore’s Shaukat Khanum Cancer Hospital after Imran, 56, complained of severe pain in his abdomen. A hospital spokesman said afterwards: “Mr Khan is now out of danger.”</p>
<p>Imran, who captained Pakistan to World Cup success in 1992, was a member of the national parliament for five years. He is in intensive care and has been advised to remain in the hospital for at least three days. The hospital where he is being treated is named after Imran’s mother and was established following a charity appeal launched by the ex-cricketer himself, after she died of cancer.</p>
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